December 14, 2011

I bring you the epic tale of Harry Potter, summarized for your convenience in seven informative haikus.

ex0skeletal:

Professor Quirrell,
There is a man on your head.
We should remove him.

There is a large snake
in the Chamber of Secrets.
I am petrified.

Peter Pettigrew
is a very sneaky rat.
No, Siriusly.

Triwizard for four;
Hey, that guy isn’t Mad-Eye!
Oh, shit, Voldie’s back.

The Ministry sucks
And badass wizards duel;
No more godfather.

Sweet book, Half-Blood Prince.
Draco sure is shady but
Snape killed Dumbledore!

Horcruxes gone but
Voldemort has killed Harry.
Just kidding, he lives.

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